Having trouble finding an Xmas gift for that special someone? Looking for a soundtrack to make love to? Are you still living in a Seagal-less world? You've watched Above the Law and Under Siege over and over, and just can't seem to get enough? Well Look No Further Holiday Shoppers!! After protecting polar bears and Eskimos in Alsaka Steven Seagal, the mojo priest, the reincarnated white Buddhist, Chuck Norris's sensai, is 'out for justice' in "Songs from the Crystal Cave." 'Crystal Cave,' a reference to Seagal's brief stint with crystal meth, provided much of the inspiration and creative drive for this album. The album is an instant classic that stirs a 'fire down below!' Now you may be skeptical, I was too at first. I never thought anything could top Seagal's Oscar-worthy movie career. I was wrong!
In addition to the sexy time songs Seagal also manages to add some reggae/dancehall grooves with some help from his rasta brothers from "Marked For Death." "Lollipop" is a rip roaring reggae smash track with Seagal at his highest singing "my lollipop, you make my heart go giddy up, giddy up."
I had the pleasure of first listening to "Songs from the Crystal Cave" after accidentally locking myself in my father's basement. It was around lunchtime, and I was famished for food. As the hours waned on I continued to hunger for some sort of substance. It was music!! I looked through my dad's Cd's, and next to the soundtrack of "Young Guns II" was Seagal's "Songs from the Crystal Cave." Needless to say my life has never been the same since. It's an inspirational album, and highly recommended as an uplifting gift for the holidays. They come in bundles so why not pass them out to the whole family this Xmas, and watch the look on their faces. That's one gift that's going to be 'hard to kill!'
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